第一次出差，但我已经在服务我老板的鸡巴并摧残我的屁股来取悦他

Which is obvious, I told you about this conference like two months ago.

I mean it's a main conference in IT in Spain in August.

Obviously everything is gonna be booked, like all the twin rooms which you were supposed to book.

How am I gonna explain it to my wife that we are staying in the same room with one double bed?

I tried to explain that we're working on something called...